Friday, June 29, 2007

a friendly competition....


diana "i have 4 4th of july outfits and i've been planning this for a year" passadori has inspired me to wager a friendly 4th of july competition. the person with the most 4th spirit wins....free drinks and any truth or dare he/she wishes. it's on like donkey kong........
some inspiration:

Sunday, June 24, 2007

PINK! Biatches







This is why we hot. P-R-I-D-E.

Saturday, June 23, 2007

FINALLY!!!

I've joined! Just read through all the posts and I'm loving this thing. See you all at some/many points this weekend!

Thursday, June 21, 2007

and on saturdays, we wear pink.

oh yeah, and at the pink party, saturday night, we are all gonna wear our kick ball t-shirts (the pepto bismal pink ones). accessorize as you please. i'm thinking short shorts and high socks. think about how easy it'll be to find one another (especially those that get lost, ahem levon, ahem helly) in the crowd. all for one and one for all!

Wednesday, June 20, 2007

P to the RIDE

so (correct me if i'm wrong) these are the pride events for this weekend, come to as many or as little as you can. the more you go to the cooler you are. the fewer means you may have to eat lunch at the table with the artsy nerds or the dorky asians.
friday: boy bar and stro bars, holla.
saturday: pink party where the streets are closed off and the drinking is plenty.
sunday: parade and party at the civic center (if we wake up early enough and are feeling festive) and fresh (circuit party, uns uns, uns, uns).
can't wait, mofos!
-sull

The Girls Rock the Posts

Damn straight we do! Nicole, crazy blogging, crazy. Well, I wanted to tell you guys about a new bar that I went to last night with the co-workers. It's called Cantina on Sutter and Mason.

They have yummy drinks that you can get in pitchers like "5 spice margarita"--delish! The prices are a little steep but the place is really cool and the bartenders are fantastic. They also serve Pisco drinks--first that I've seen in the city!

I'm thinking of starting my own restaurant/bar blog, but will use this one to start me off:)
See you biatchers this weekend!

Tuesday, June 19, 2007

So....

This blog is turning into kickball 2006....i.e. where all the ladies turned the team into a str8 hook-up fest. Boys --- POST!

blowin up the blog

sorry to post so much but gotta love the urban dictionary definitions of our names! i'm awesome :)

Urban Dictionary: Laura

1. Laura
76 up, 41 down
a young woman, typically associated with romantic themes. Though the name originally came from the Roman tradition of placing a wreath of laurels on victors' heads, it has developed more emotional ties in recent years.

The most famous Laura is from Dr. Zhivago in which she is a star-crossed lover who leaves her true love to marry another man.

Urban Dictionary: Sara

1. sara
311 up, 136 down
Subject of a Bob Dylan Song; related to the name sarah, Hebrew for princess; all who posess the name have a tendancy to correct all misspelling when in regards to themselves, or call themselves "Sara-no-h".

-hello, may I get your name?
--Sara, Sara-no-h.
-Thank you Sara.

-Man, that Bob Dylan song is soo cool, I'm going to name my daughter Sara, its so much better without the h at the end.

tags name female song sarah princess
by Sara C Canada Oct 26, 2005 email it
2. sara
3 up, 2 down
A special type of dance that is both sexual and orgasmic.

Fool, I was dancing sara all over that beezy last night!

tags sara beezy yo mama dance sexual
by i'm fxckin hungary May 25, 2007 email it

Urban Dictionary: Deann

deann isn't defined yet, but these are pretty close:

1. BONG!!
13 up, 28 down
An exclamation of superlativeness.

Deanne's a slut, BONG!!

by djisbro Apr 20, 2004 email it
2. Hizza
2 up, 2 down
Referring to a hizzo (otherwise known as ho), and or a flock of hizzos.

1) Deanne is a hizza.
2) Deanne hangs out with a hizza group.

by your mom Mar 3, 2003 email it
3. Gizzay
3 up, 1 down
1) The G-form of "homosexuality" .
2) Referring to something tizzost.

Urban Dictionary: Mark

mark
587 up, 124 down
noun. A person identified as an easy target, or "sucker". A mark is always the short end of a joke or scam, and is never let in on whats going on. A mark is usually being cheated out of money. It's origin is from old English traveling carnivals from the late 1800s to early 1900s, where workers would refer to people paying to see thier made up shows and games a "mark". not from urban gangsters like most people think. Mark is also the origin to the term "smark" or "smart mark" which is a person who know's he/she is being scamed.

This town has a lot of marks.

by AJ Mar 30, 2005 email it
2. mark
49 up, 99 down
A pro-wrestling term used to describe the fans that believe the scripted story.

mark: "Man I wouldn't mess with Papa Shango man he used voodoo to make tar ooze out of the Undertaker's hair and Undertaker could whup anyone's ass"

tags mark smart mark smark sucker chump
by The badness Atlanta, GA Dec 4, 2006 email it
3. mark
80 up, 134 down
The origin of this is rumoured to be that when the ticket seller/doorman carnie noticed that a visitor was carrying a lot of cash in his wallet, he would pat him on the back while palming a piece of chalk, leaving a mark on the wealthy visitor's back. Thus the pickpockets knew who to target.

Now understand this my nigga Dre can't be touched
Luke's bendin over, so Luke's gettin fucked, busta
Musta, thought I was sleazy
Or thought I was a mark cause I used to hang with Eazy

Urban Dictionary: Levon

Levon
11 up, 5 down
The most hard core person alive. Will tie nutsack in a knot and teabag douchebags without prompting. Lame ass elton john song is a cover to keep up apearances.

Levon what's in my eye?

by wtf do you think it's charlie Jan 27, 2005 email it
2. Levon
1 thumb up
Entrepreneur that is the founder of former computer hacking and think tank group called "The Centre" in 1998. The Centre evolved into Datawhore Networks now present day Datawhore Studios. It started out in Florida now is widespread in different pockets of the country. Datawhore Studio primarily focuses on video production.

Levon created Datawhore Studios to be an online community that connects users working in video creation, developing flash and animation works, online gaming, advertising and promoting, charity events, music production, working with local bands, and organizing events.

Levon just sold Datawhore to the government.

tags levy levon lciii entrepreneur datawhore studios
by Slater Helen Glen Allen, Virginia Mar 16, 2007 email it
3. Levon
2 up, 8 down
This kid is sadder than vadim (read vadim's defintion by jerica)...he cant get sex either...and will rot in hell

I am Levon and I want to fuck briana.

Urban Dictionary: Blake

1. Blake
276 up, 103 down
A somewhat common name for a male; witty, dangerously handsome, clever and trustworthy.

Blake is a real handsome devil.

tags male witty handsome smart cunning beautiful.

2. blake
24 up, 22 down
To shit on someones floor, when drunk.

He was drunk and took and blake on my floor.
You could have takein that blake in the bathroom.
The cat did it! The cat cant take a blake like that.

tags blake shit poop crap shitter
3. Blake
46 up, 84 down
The bloody flakes found on the shaft of the penis due to chronic or abusive use.

My Blakes are itchy and inflamed.

Urban Dictionary: Matt

1. matt
476 up, 232 down
Commonly used as a male name, and can also be short for "Matthew".

Example #1: My name is Matthew, but call me Matt!

Example #2: I named your baby boy Matt.

tags matt matthew male short nickname

2. MATT
243 up, 105 down
Masturbating After Touching Titties.

or

Masturbating After Touching Testicles.

Fundita: Fundo saw Matt at the strip club.
Fundala: Which strip club?
Fundita: I never asked his preference.

Urban Dictionary: Cameron

1. cameron
217 up, 132 down
to uncontrollably defecate at the point of climax while performing intercourse with another person. for maximum effect, injest mexican food and booze beforehand.

Dude, John just pulled a Cameron all over Sally.


2. cameron
46 up, 75 down
a piece of shit that comes out of jeremy karasavis ass when he is drunk

geez jeremy do ur cameron on the lawn

Urban Dictionary: Nicole

1. nicole
awesome person that is often imitated but never duplicated.

Nicole is so godly that I adore her.

2. nicole
pretty much the most awesome person you will ver hope to meet. many people try to be as balla as nicole's but in many cases to not suceed.nicoles are pretty awesome and pretty much the greatest thing sience...EVER! many people hope to be nicole but never are because shes a ballaholic!

nicole ur so damn awsome i wish i was you!

Frank said it best...

A friend recently shared these famous words from Mr. Frank Sinatra:

"I feel sorry for people who don't drink, because when they wake up, that's as good as they're gonna feel..."

UStreet



the freezing ass cold, eternal search for a place to pee, yuppies as far as the eye can see union st. fair. p.s. and of course, sars is eating. lol.

Monday, June 18, 2007

So long, farewell...



It is truly the end of an era. So long Helly...we'll miss chasing you around with rotiserrie chicken carcases, feeding Hennesey to evil raccoons and all that good stuff. "You're the f'n sh*t!" :) From the Presidio to the Club (1418, that is)....oh, the memories...

Ch ch ch changes!

Hello my loves,

Sully-this is such a great idea!! I love this-it's the new myspace for TT.

So Dave and I moved backed in together this weekend! Sooooo much work and I was super sad to leave 1418 FUNston. Tears were shed. But I am loving the new location--right off dolores park. Our apartment is drenched with sunlight and it is AWESOME. I cannot wait to have you all over, picnic in the park, dinners in the mish, sunday funday in the castro, movie night in the park, it's going to be fab.

Hope everyone is doing well. Sully-I'm so J you are getting your tan on in Hawaii! Get some sun for me too.

Smooches,
Helly

Sunday, June 17, 2007

Happy Birthday Levon!

This day marked my return to the Castro and the birthday of our favorite plastic LEVON. I miss you guys so much, we need to do it again soon!


Myspace default!!

My beautiful girls:)

Fun!


Oh I love this! how great since we all can't seem to cross paths anymore. I am looking forward to this coming weekend hopefully everyone will be out!! miss you all!

so drink is on you sulls!

alooooha

hi biatchkins,
i've started this thing in hopes of us keeping each other in the loop more often. try to post a blog as you can. i haven't figured out how to do pics yet, first one who does i'll buy a drink. please invite any peeps that i forgot, as i tend to be quite forgetful in my old age (at least i'm not as old at sara, helly, and of course grandpa levon).
i'm here in suny hawai'i. i'm fat, sunburned, and sweaty. besides that i've seen the highschool friends, parentals, and went to my godson's first birthday luau. goodtimes.
wish you were here,
sull

SFPlastics

The SF Plastics are a group of friends from all walks of life- the girls, the gay, the straight boys (coming soon), the professionals, the students, the trust fund baby (Nathan, lol). They are bonded by their affinity for booze (daytime and late night drinking), food, couture, the city of SF, getting ass, sharing "stories", and being damn sexy.